![How can I protect the King
when I can hardly wipe my own ass?
How can I protect the King
when I can hardly wipe my own ass?](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
How can I protect the King
when I can hardly WIPE my own ass?
Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 2
![I wipe my bottom with warranties.
I wipe my bottom with warranties.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
I WIPE my bottom with warranties.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 22
![Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Wipe that smug smile off your face.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Wipe that smug smile off your face.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 9
![Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Wipe that smug smile off your face.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Wipe that smug smile off your face.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 9
![- Baby wipe?
- Why do you have...?
- Baby wipe?
- Why do you have...?](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
- Baby WIPE?
- Why do you have...?
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 4